Because you’re not just buying a boot—you’re buying bragging rights.

Introducing the most unnecessary—but—undeniably glorious boot you’ll ever own (half of, anyway). The Coffee Table Boot is a handcrafted, one-of-a-kind artifact designed not for your feet, but for your living room.

This is one boot, made from rich marbled black shell cordovan leather by our master bootmakers. Yes, the same legendary team that makes boots tough enough to work for a living. Except this one quit its day job to become art.

Each boot is mounted on a solid walnut base, complete with a gold foil-stamped leather plaque showing its limited edition number (out of only 6 total). You’ll receive one of just three left or right boots made available to the public.

If you are lucky, you may even receive the left boot to the right boot proudly displayed in the home of the owner of Nicks Boots himself—a true collector’s flex.

Whether you’re looking for the ultimate conversation starter, a gift for the boot-obsessed dad in your life, or simply want to class up your space with something entirely unnecessary and beautifully made, The Coffee Table Boot delivers.

• No size exchanges. It’s art, not footwear.
• Some assembly required. Boot and base ship separately—bring your own screwdriver.
• May cause intense leather sniffing.
• Will not fit in your closet. That’s the point.
• Do not attempt to wear. Unless you have one leg, a lot of confidence, and no plans.